house atreides and allies group text

[terriblepurpose]

House Atreides


Allies


Shed? Heresy Hut


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[strikefirster]

Endurance is important, kid.
Just remember to drink plenty of fluids.

[terriblepurpose]

[strikefirster]

And wear a rubber.

[terriblepurpose]

thank you sensei much appreciated

un: dangernoodle

[butnotyet]

make sure it doesn't have nonoxynol-9 in it, though! holding your breath won't turn off your tastebuds. 👍

[terriblepurpose]

Good to see you out, Alfred

[butnotyet]

for a given value of 'out' that means 'inside an omni', you mean?

omeni, i guess, if you wanna get technical about it, huh ;)

(thanksssssss, kiddo.)

[terriblepurpose]

Are you inside it literally or metaphorically?

Either way, yes. You're a welcome moderating presence.

[butnotyet]

i am not an earthworm paul ...

augustine's omni is an awful lot smaller than those dragon eggs, which is about the size i'd need these days...

how's yours doing? i promise i didn't mix them up when i was watching them both for you guys last month

also i really hope you aren't telling me the only condoms anyone's gotten you, including you, have been that gross, and that's the kind of moderation you're saying you need

[terriblepurpose]

What do I know about how compact you Omen can make yourselves?

It's doing well. I've appreciated your assistance in looking after it. It's reassuring to know there's still something alive in there.

And no. I don't mean that about the condoms. I'm trying, specifically, to not talk about them. No offense meant, Alfred, but Izuku-kun knows what he's doing but I promise it's taken care of.

I meant you're being a good sport about participating.

[butnotyet]

oh! well you know how it goes i guess, no matter how much you love someone it's good to have your own things to do, too

although i suppose eventually he'll probably notice this conversation too 🤔

anyway there's a difference between the size you can be and the size you want to be — ask yours!

[terriblepurpose]

Who, Augustine?

Just because you're his Omen doesn't mean you have to listen to him. Sophia tells me that whenever I forget myself.

I hadn't thought of it that way, but Omens do largely tend to prefer the 'natural' size of what they resemble.