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House Atreides

Allies

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Hello, everyone, and welcome to the House Atreides and allies communication hub. I have organized this to facilitate inter- and intra-House information sharing and camaraderie. To start things, I thought we could introduce ourselves. Please respond to this message with your name, a brief self-description, and one interesting fact about yourself, so we may all get to know each other better.

The last time I was given guidelines on operational security, I was part of an insurgency to overthrow a brutally fascist galactic empire.

Just sayin'.

Thanks for the invite, guys.

(And if we are overthrowing any powers that be, a heads up would be nice?)

My name is Paul Atreides. I am a human male from the planet Caladan. One interesting fact about me is that I can hold my breath for over half an hour.

Edited 2022-06-20 15:59 (UTC)

Important news.

title or description

Edited 2022-06-20 15:40 (UTC)

[In retrospect, Paul should have anticipated this coming up.]

If we ever organize the overthrow of any seated powers, I assure you that I'll provide notice. Glad to have you here.

Edited 2022-06-20 15:44 (UTC)

Whoa, this is so formal! Paul, you didn't need to do it like this.

Anyway, Hi. My name is Oscar Pine. I'm just a guy from Remnant-- that place where we all know how to fight monsters? I was raised on a farm and didn't attend any combat academy, so don't get ideas.

I also read so many books as a kid that I memorized a lot of the stories, and my family used to joke that I was eating them instead of reading them!

Ruby!

That doesn't look very nice!!!

Hi! I'm Ruby Rose.
I'm a Huntress from a place called Remnant.

I can eat a cookie through my nose.

I'd appreciate that too, Paul. It's bad enough that my friends and I are wanted for already wanted for treason. We didn't have warning for that surprise.

Also hi! It's nice meeting you!

Edited 2022-06-20 15:51 (UTC)

It's super nice!
He can still love them even if he's got all his hair in his face!
Love conquers all!

THAT'S HAIR?!

I'm honestly surprised it took you this long to come up with something like this. Not a dig.

Palamedes Sextus
👓💀🪄
(necromancer, if you're stuck)
A handless skeleton lives in my house.

Hi, all. My name is Ezra Bridger. I'm a mostly human male from the planet Lothal. I come from that galaxy with things like lightsabers, Sith who usually put Darth in front of their name, and Jedi.

For the record, I am a Jedi, but with some Sith training. I really like animals and gardening.

Of course it's hair. What else would it be!?

Oh? Can you?

Good to know, Paul. Much appreciated.

Nice to meet you too, Oscar! Can I ask how being wanted for treason was a surprise? I say, suddenly recalling that under that empire I mentioned, making any Imperial unhappy could suddenly become 'treason'.