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[terriblepurpose]

House Atreides


Allies


Shed? Heresy Hut


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Comments

[terriblepurpose]

Of course I can. Why would I make that up?

[peripheries]

Why didn't you ever tell me?

1/2

[terriblepurpose]

When would that ever

2/2

[terriblepurpose]

Kaworu.

[peripheries]

What?

private

[terriblepurpose]

You know what.

Brat.

[peripheries]

I know you're holding out on me.

[terriblepurpose]

I am not.

If you want to see me do it, I will.

[peripheries]

You have been. We could have done so much with this. So show me now and I’ll decide if I forgive you.

<3

[terriblepurpose]

❤️

[And Paul is going to find Kaworu in the house and...start holding his breath. He is a man of honor.]

[peripheries]

[And he is a skrunkly alien that will try to get him to crack by licking Paul’s nose and other horny things.]

[wannasmash]

I don't know why Paul-kun never told us this. We live in a coastal city. I think it's important information.

[ Hear that sound? That's the sound of something flying completely over his head. ]

[peripheries]

Izuku...

You're hopeless.

1/3

[wannasmash]

2/3

[wannasmash]

3/3 private but un:younghuman can come too

[wannasmash]

[ Kaworu should know by now what this does to Midoriya's vivid imagination. Damn it! ]

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT HERE?????

I'M PUTTING PAUL-KUN IN THIS DM SO HE CAN SEE WHAT A JERK YOU ARE

[ Midoriya can't see the other private message. ]

This is worse than the sexy kabedons in public!

[terriblepurpose]

1. It's less useful for ocean survival than it sounds. Free diving, yes, but with the Beasts at those depths I'd rather not.

2. Kaworu, please. If you can't take pity on me, take pity on Deku-kun.

3. But what about the kabedons in private?

[wannasmash]

1. It's better than nothing. It ups your chances of survival until rescue.

2. He won't. Did you see what he said to Kacchan on his post?

3. Just a minute...

[lipochrome]

right that sounds like extremely important information

wow paul :(

[terriblepurpose]

Gideon.

[strikefirster]

Endurance is important, kid.
Just remember to drink plenty of fluids.

[terriblepurpose]

[strikefirster]

And wear a rubber.

[terriblepurpose]

thank you sensei much appreciated

un: dangernoodle

[butnotyet]

make sure it doesn't have nonoxynol-9 in it, though! holding your breath won't turn off your tastebuds. 👍