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Paul Atreides ([personal profile] terriblepurpose) wrote2023-06-19 02:40 pm

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House Atreides


Allies


Shed? Heresy Hut


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wannasmash: Obliterate that twink! (frown steam)

[personal profile] wannasmash 2022-06-21 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ After sending Just a minute... to Paul, Midoriya is glad to find them both at once, because he needs to give them payback.

He rams into them both and kabedons them against the wall. It's not horny, except perhaps accidentally so. ]
peripheries: (slasher smile energy)

[personal profile] peripheries 2022-06-21 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL LA-DEE-DA LOOK AT MR.SLOW METABOLISM OVER HERE.

Paul is the most annoying person that Kaworu has ever met and it's not fair that he's also handsome and sweet and someone he loves more than almost anything else in the world.

Still, he can't let this slide. Or well, he can let Paul slide. Right to the goddamn floor as he leans against Midoriya's arm trapping him against the wall in a way that can only be described as "sultry as attempted by someone who is just feral and horny".]


Well. If he's going to be like that. I guess, it's just you and me, Izuku-kun.

[This is said loudly.

Then he starts taking off his shirt.]
wannasmash: "Don't tell me... The limited edition is sold out?!" (oh no what don't tell me)

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[personal profile] wannasmash 2022-06-21 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ It is a testament to Paul's stubbornness that he endures their roughhousing (Midoriya believes it's roughhousing still, licking included) without breaking form. Or maybe he's just ragdolling uselessly, and Midoriya will catch Paul by the shirt with his free hand--

Kaworu is taking off his shirt-- ]

Huh? ...HUH???
wannasmash: "Really?! Oh, come on!" (oh no really)

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[personal profile] wannasmash 2022-06-21 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Midoriya did not anticipate this reaction, though the thin shoulder against his arm is not unwelcome. He just needs a moment. His face is bright red. Paul, in his infinitely stupid super-observant way, can probably see all the (im)proper physiological reactions here. ]

I was just trying to pay you back for making jokes about us on the internet where everyone can see!
peripheries: (face god and walk backwards into hell)

[personal profile] peripheries 2022-06-21 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow.

Nothing for you if you're going to be that way! Kaworu lets his shirt drop back down his torso and promptly pounces on Paul, wiggling between him and Midoriya so he can try to find a good ticklish place to jab.]
wannasmash: "I can only look confident when no one's staring at me." (smile confident grin)

[personal profile] wannasmash 2022-06-22 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ He bodily props Paul up against the wall. It's not so strange that Paul has chosen to demonstrate his ability to show off. It is strange (and slightly unsettling, but he carefully does not think of that) not to feel Paul's breathing, something Midoriya subconsciously uses to measure the ebb and flow of him. He passes glances at him in his upper periphery. He elects to let go of his shirt and lace his fingers through Paul's instead, inviting a communicative grip. ]

Oh no you don't,

[ he says to Kaworu, but without any proper fight in his voice. He lets his arm curl against the wall as he shunts both of them against it. He does nothing, however, to prevent Kaworu from searching out a weak point on Paul. (Midoriya can think of a few optimal places, but it's entertaining to watch someone else do it. Get him!) ]

Paul-kun needed a kabedon and you definitely needed one. This is how they work, right?
Edited (brackets always mess me up) 2022-06-22 07:50 (UTC)
peripheries: (This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender)

[personal profile] peripheries 2022-07-12 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
You're the only one who thinks it's a test.

[He collapses into Paul when the arm loops around him, taking his place in the middle between them. It's not really a role he deserves as he rarely builds bridges that are of any use. But it's always a place that he fights for.]

And you stop it first!
wannasmash: Hair conditioner? That's crazy talk! (smile laugh friends)

[personal profile] wannasmash 2022-07-16 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ To be sure, Midoriya admires any ability honed by skill. But also, Paul is a bit of a peacock. ]

Test? I thought you were just showing off. It worked though.

[ He wanted to shove both of them, but Kaworu shifts. Midoriya makes a puzzled noise and awkwardly improvises with his hands instead. It turns into more of a rough hug around their shoulders than anything resembling punishment. He laughs, full and bright, the kind of unchecked laugh usually reserved for those close to him. ]

Both of you stop--I don't even know what anymore.