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House Atreides


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[onekindsoul]

Hi! I'm Ruby Rose.
I'm a Huntress from a place called Remnant.

I can eat a cookie through my nose.

[ezra_of_lothal]

I may have to see this cookie trick with my own eyes.

[onekindsoul]

Next time I do it I'll post it on the network.

[This is going to be a disaster.]

[hearthebell]

With a blender and a feeding tube, virtually anyone can eat virtually anything through their nose.

[onekindsoul]

That's cheating.
Full cookie, lots of crunch.
Right up there.
That's the only way.

[hearthebell]

I'm not ruling out the possibility that your septum has crushing strength, or you're jamming your teeth straight through your palate. In Trench I've certainly heard of stranger things.

I just want to know whether that would burn, or not.

[onekindsoul]

Aren't septum's coins you get in video games?
And aren't palates are a type of exercise?
But it does kind of burn when I do it
I'm not sure if it would anymore because I've got like
cold blood.
But it could.

[hearthebell]

Do you ever think that there could be a better way? Out of curiosity.

[onekindsoul]

Well there is the normal way-
Which I do a lot, honestly!
But this is kind of a fun trick.
Not an every day thing.

[hearthebell]

How is the trick "fun" if it "burns?"

[onekindsoul]

Sometimes a little pain is worth it for the joke.

[hearthebell]

I'm glad it's a joke. I was starting to think that you were a masochist and stood to sustain permanent harm.

[the_obedient_servant]

Why would you, though?

[onekindsoul]

To prove I can?

[the_obedient_servant]

What a waste of a perfectly good cookie...

[onekindsoul]

It's not a waste! It's a cool trick!

[the_obedient_servant]

But you can't taste it from your nose. It'd be like if I took a cookie and kicked it into the sun.

Objectively impressive. Why did it have to be a cookie.

[onekindsoul]

But that's cool in it's own right.
You just shared a cookie with the sun.
And sharing is caring!

[the_obedient_servant]

The sun is a bloated hoarder that doesn't need any cookies.

Also, I'm not caring. I'm not even a carer. That's only an incorrect pronunciation of my name.

[onekindsoul]

Then... Maybe next time don't kick a cookie at the sun?????
Yeeeesh tough crowd.

[the_obedient_servant]

I would never do such a thing.

[They have very different senses of humor.]

[onekindsoul]

But you just said you would!

[They're a disaster.]

[the_obedient_servant]

Do you not know what a simile is?

[onekindsoul]

Of course I know what a smile is.
And you spelled it wrong.

[the_obedient_servant]

Simile, noun

"A figure of speech involving the comparison of one thing with another thing of a different kind, used to make a description more emphatic or vivid (e.g. as brave as a lion)."

How old are you that you don't know that?