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House Atreides


Allies


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Comments

[the_obedient_servant]

Why would you, though?

[onekindsoul]

To prove I can?

[the_obedient_servant]

What a waste of a perfectly good cookie...

[onekindsoul]

It's not a waste! It's a cool trick!

[the_obedient_servant]

But you can't taste it from your nose. It'd be like if I took a cookie and kicked it into the sun.

Objectively impressive. Why did it have to be a cookie.

[onekindsoul]

But that's cool in it's own right.
You just shared a cookie with the sun.
And sharing is caring!

[the_obedient_servant]

The sun is a bloated hoarder that doesn't need any cookies.

Also, I'm not caring. I'm not even a carer. That's only an incorrect pronunciation of my name.

[onekindsoul]

Then... Maybe next time don't kick a cookie at the sun?????
Yeeeesh tough crowd.

[the_obedient_servant]

I would never do such a thing.

[They have very different senses of humor.]

[onekindsoul]

But you just said you would!

[They're a disaster.]

[the_obedient_servant]

Do you not know what a simile is?

[onekindsoul]

Of course I know what a smile is.
And you spelled it wrong.

[the_obedient_servant]

Simile, noun

"A figure of speech involving the comparison of one thing with another thing of a different kind, used to make a description more emphatic or vivid (e.g. as brave as a lion)."

How old are you that you don't know that?