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Comments

[hearthebell]

With a blender and a feeding tube, virtually anyone can eat virtually anything through their nose.

[onekindsoul]

That's cheating.
Full cookie, lots of crunch.
Right up there.
That's the only way.

[hearthebell]

I'm not ruling out the possibility that your septum has crushing strength, or you're jamming your teeth straight through your palate. In Trench I've certainly heard of stranger things.

I just want to know whether that would burn, or not.

[onekindsoul]

Aren't septum's coins you get in video games?
And aren't palates are a type of exercise?
But it does kind of burn when I do it
I'm not sure if it would anymore because I've got like
cold blood.
But it could.

[hearthebell]

Do you ever think that there could be a better way? Out of curiosity.

[onekindsoul]

Well there is the normal way-
Which I do a lot, honestly!
But this is kind of a fun trick.
Not an every day thing.

[hearthebell]

How is the trick "fun" if it "burns?"

[onekindsoul]

Sometimes a little pain is worth it for the joke.

[hearthebell]

I'm glad it's a joke. I was starting to think that you were a masochist and stood to sustain permanent harm.