house atreides and allies group text

[terriblepurpose]

House Atreides


Allies


Shed? Heresy Hut


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un: merlinus

[unsheathedfromreality]

Paul, I am concerned about the quality of innuendo in this group.

[terriblepurpose]

The quality?

Please. Not you too. I can only withstand so much.

[unsheathedfromreality]

Yes. Please correct me if I am wrong on the capabilities of you who've got only two lungs and a diaphragm, but you can breathe through your noses while your mouths are otherwise occupied, correct?

[terriblepurpose]

Yes, sir.

[He's not panicking at the realization that Merlinus might be figuring out that -

Maybe he is. Slightly.]

Not that that is relevant, sir. Kaworu is making a joke. You know how he is.

[unsheathedfromreality]

[Oh, Paul.]

Smitten with you? Yes.

I was concerned; infatuation impairs men's minds but this would be the first I'd heard of it making someone a mouth-breather.

private

[terriblepurpose]

I'd dishonor my mother if I ever let that happen.

[He means it, is the thing. He almost always means everything.]

I'm not letting it impair my mind, sir. Not when it comes to him.

private

[unsheathedfromreality]

And you would sooner be tortured to death than dishonor her. I know.

Do you worry that I disapprove? Or think you'd do him some hurt, intentional or otherwise?

permaprivate

[terriblepurpose]

Yes.

I only mean I know I need to look out for his best interests first.

I think if you disapproved, you'd clarify your position to me. I know I should have waited to speak to you before

Before anything.

[unsheathedfromreality]

Were we being wholly traditional, yes, you might have spoken to me first.

Given the circumstances, and my disappearance, I can hardly be upset. You two are stronger together. Be joyful with each other.

And do tell me if it gets to handfasting. That, I would be hurt to be left out of. [Even if he'd be a very poor omen at any such ceremony. He thinks.]

[terriblepurpose]

The three of us.

I know you've met Midoriya-kun before. He calls you Anon-san. We're all together. You might already know that.

I am grateful for your clemency. And we're not going to be doing anything like that any time soon, but if we were, of course you would be there. Whatever he says, we didn't get married, which I am not saying to get out of paying a groomprice.

[peripheries]

He does snore sometimes.

[unsheathedfromreality]

A sad fact of life with another. So did

[Weird. This message was sent without being completed.

With Iskierka's help, after Illarion couldn't finish that sentence.]