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House Atreides


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Comments

[strikefirster]

That's only cool if you rip it out of their chest with your barehand and then make it explode.

It's just a pussy move if you're not willing to go into their ribcage and grab it yourself.

[hauntedsavior]

I'm sure I don't have to tell you this, PM, but PLEASE don't kali ma a motherfucker.
Especially not on J Law's suggestion.

[strikefirster]

I was just letting him know the difference between a badass move and a pussy move.

It’s important.

[hauntedsavior]

And what if PM's not interested in being a badass, huh?
You gotta respect people who just want to vibe, dude.

[strikefirster]

I already told him that's fine.
At least I'm not calling him PMS, bitch.

[hauntedsavior]

Damn, what happened to trying to start things over?
I mean, I am a bitch, call it like you see it, but damn, dude.

Oh my god, wait.
No, it's short for PalaMedes. Holy shit.

[strikefirster]

Oh shit.
Forget that last bitch then.

[hauntedsavior]

Oh, I can't.
It's a permanent mark on my reputation.
I'll be a bitch for the rest of my life.
I'll never recover.

[strikefirster]

Well shit.
Sorry it has to be like that.
I know a thing or two about that shit.
I’m not a bitch but I’ve got a reputation back home too.

[hauntedsavior]

Yeah?
Well, not to belabor the point, but this place is always a good one for second chances.
Seems like you've got some good students under your wing. Legit, no bullshit.
Could go a way towards rehabilitating things.

[strikefirster]

Yeah...
Well I'll admit I was in a rough spot a little before I got here-
Until I started teaching again.
The kids back there and the ones I've met here have all helped me get back up on my feet.
I know I'm not perfect or anything.
But I do think they're helping me as much as I'm helping them.
But don't tell them I got all sappy about that or some shit.
I have an image to maintain.

[hauntedsavior]

Hey, sometimes that's all it takes.
Happened with me too, you know? I mean, I landed a tech support job that forced me to try to get my life together, so it's not totally the same.
But I know damn well what it's like being at rock bottom. Hit it three or four times in my life so far.

I know all about images, too. I ain't gonna say a word to any of them, J Law.
Nothin' but manly shit coming from you.
Like jacking off to milf boobs and pissing yourself, but in a cool way.

[megatheorem]

It has a name? Why does it have a name?

[hauntedsavior]

Well, you see.
Back in the far-off age of 1984, a man with a brown hat and a whip stole some imperial remains or some shit, and that made a lot of cultists very mad at him.
And they tried to pull his heart from his chest using exactly this technique.
And J Law said "hey, that sounds like a cool and normal thing to be teaching my students to do", and then he did.

The hat whip guy went on to have one more adventure that nobody liked and then another one 20 years later that even more people hated.

[megatheorem]

This all sounds

mysterious? For lack of a better term.

I don't recommend ripping hearts out of ribcages either, for what it's worth.

[megatheorem]

Alright. I'm sorry to disappoint, but I'm not doing that.

You can learn to make a heart explode, go ahead.

[strikefirster]

Nah, it’s cool. You already said that you weren’t badass material.

I’m sure I’ll figure it out.

[megatheorem]

Is that an insult? I'll introduce myself that way from now on: 'Palamedes, not badass material'.

[strikefirster]

Nah. There's nothing wrong with not being a badass as long as you own it.
It's actually kind of badass in it's own right.
It comes full circle.

[megatheorem]

Very tidy logic. Thank you, I think.