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Comments

[justoscar]

you don't know what a microwave is?

[megatheorem]

I know what a microwave is. There's one in my bunker.

[so he would not have bought one himself, no... but he has one. it was Just There.]

[justoscar]

Oh, good! It works like a mini oven, just a lot hotter and faster.

You make the cake in a mug with that.

[megatheorem]

Sure.

I'll ask Viktor how to do the microwave parts, he knows how to use the appliances better than I do.

[justoscar]

There's nothing special there, though. Just mix everything in the mug and cook it for a minute. That's all.

[megatheorem]

I don't think you comprehend the amount of cooking I have done in my life, which is a net total of a few hours, and only when Viktor insists I help him.

I'll work on my stirring.

[justoscar]

Well, if you ever want to try something more intensive than stirring, hit me up. You can't be any worse than Ruby melting my cookware in the oven.

[megatheorem]

It isn't that; if it breaks, it breaks. I'm not much of a food person, that's all.

[mmmmh but his boyfriend is, so okay. okay.]

What do you know how to make besides baked goods?

[justoscar]

A lot of things! Pasta, casseroles, bread. I'm pretty good at canning and making pickles and jelly, too.

[megatheorem]

Which of those is the quickest to learn? I'll make time, but I'm pretty busy.

[justoscar]

Pasta, probably. If you have everything already made, you just need to heat everything up in a couple of pots on the stove.

[megatheorem]

Alright.

I'll learn about pasta.

[justoscar]

Awesome!

Just let me know when you're ready, okay?

[megatheorem]

Sure. Soon, before my schedule takes over.