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House Atreides


Allies


Shed? Heresy Hut


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[lipochrome]

SENSEI WTF

[strikefirster]

...Did I fucking misread that?
She said she was yours?

[lipochrome]

yeah shes my necromancer
not my
its like
a job

[strikefirster]

But you want to rail her?
Or get railed by her?
I don't know how this works with you too.

And she's like your boss?
Or Coworker?
Or you're her boss?

[lipochrome]

[ gideon's face is BRIGHT RED. she is so grateful this is over text. ]

shes my boss
or she was back home
i think things might be different now but i never really asked
also im not going to tell you how lesbians work you can figure that out yourself
read a magazine

[strikefirster]

It's okay.
Don't need an explanation.
I'll figure it out when I suddenly.

The real question is do you want it to be different?
If yes. Then you remember the first rule of Cobra Kai.
You have to strike first and go for it.
If not. Then just keep doing what you're doing but don't expect things to change.

[lipochrome]

[ You have to strike first, Sensei Lawrence says, and for some reason that terrifies Gideon more than any karate tournament. It's stupid. She doesn't know why. ]

yes sensei
dont worry im your second place student
i wont let you down

[peripheries]

Are you finally telling people?

[lipochrome]

telling people what
im not saying anything actually ive taken a vow of silence
im very penitent

[necrosaint]

Which you're incredibly bad at because silence may be the letter but the intent is a vow of non-verbal communication.

[ you guys only THINK harrow is here to be a fun sponge. if anyone is in harrow's physical space, they will notice a tiny smile flicker for just a couple of seconds. wait for it ... ]

Thus my interpretation as Reverend is rendered: under the terms of your vow you may only communicate in pictures for the duration of this thread.

[peripheries]

...I think this is what humans call "playing yourself".

[He knows Gideon. She's got the dankest the memes. Beware.]