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[hauntedsavior]

Anna.
Short A, almost like "Onna", but it doesn't really matter.
Think I'm the only one in Trench anyway.

[justoscar]

But... I thought we all agreed that you were the Badass Pirate Captain of the Lonely Island???

Also, Big Sister.

[hauntedsavior]

Thought we were simplifying things.
Careful with that big sister stuff, too.
I'm 30 this month, that pushes me into milf territory.

[justoscar]

But!

I have papers that you signed, saying that your my and Ruby's big sister as long as we are all here!

But... okay. We can stick with Anna.

[hauntedsavior]

Well, I'm a hunter, not a contract lawyer.
Could be both things, I guess.
The point is that the milf counter around here is gonna go up by one very soon.
My girlfriend better watch out.

[justoscar]

Is that the official cut off? I don't remember hearing that when Yang would take me to Council Meetings.

Guess I'll need to let her know if she ever comes to shore.

[hauntedsavior]

Well, I'm sure Remnant's council operates a little differently from ours.
Is Yang my age? Always got the idea she was a little younger.
Rubes is turning 20, so, like. Maybe 22, 23?
But I'd be thrilled to be wrong.

[justoscar]

No, you're right. She'd be about that age if she had come to Trench with us. She was about 20 when I was 14, so that makes sense.

[hauntedsavior]

So you still have, like, seven years to worry about the milfification of Yang Rose.
Plenty of time to find her here.

[justoscar]

Yang Xiao Long Branwen Rose.

It's complicated.

There's a lot of Found Family happening.

[hauntedsavior]

Yeah, I'm getting that vibe.
So Qrow plays into it, too. Got it.
Man, and I thought my family situation was wild.

[justoscar]

It's a situation involving multiple marriages and step parents-- and not really my place to say. Qrow is everyone's uncle, and Summer Rose was Mom to both of them.

Ask Ruby about it sometime, if you get the chance. I'm sure she'll be happy to explain.