Alfred-san, did you get my message? I can't find you anywhere in the house. I mean, more than usual, because you're a snake. Could you respond just to let me know you're OK?
[ It's fine that it takes hours and hours for this message to appear, right? Of course it is. It's just fine. ]
i appreciate the vote of confidence in the username, sprogrocket! i'm here, i'm fine, you don't need to worry about me. :)
[ This is, technically, probably, not a lie; worrying about Augustine would make more sense, given the "Alfred" that's bound to try to kill him one of these days while the real Alfred is completely unavailable to interfere, seeing as how Augustine's return to the tender loving arms of Mariana is the only thing that can really get rid of this snake — but also, well, yeah, it's bullshit. ]
were you looking for me for something in particular?
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i appreciate the vote of confidence in the username, sprogrocket! i'm here, i'm fine, you don't need to worry about me. :)
[ This is, technically, probably, not a lie; worrying about Augustine would make more sense, given the "Alfred" that's bound to try to kill him one of these days while the real Alfred is completely unavailable to interfere, seeing as how Augustine's return to the tender loving arms of Mariana is the only thing that can really get rid of this snake — but also, well, yeah, it's bullshit. ]
were you looking for me for something in particular?
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meme — didn't mean to worry you!i probably just need more practice "typing" when i don't have thumbs 👎
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It has voice-to-text if that helps.