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house atreides and allies group text

House Atreides

Allies

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I haven't. I'm not a huge fan of the sea, all things considered.

And no.

I know. You should learn to float, at least. I could help. I even promise not to tie your hands together and throw you in. It's a little poetic, I think. The Sixth and the Ninth together in unity, whatever else it means. (Not like that, of course.)

You're inspiring record low levels of confidence.

And sure, very sentimental. Not holy.

I said specifically I would not employ that method. Just indulge me. The worst thing that can happen is you've spent an afternoon getting wet.

[And it's that kind of theological mood.]

I'm sure it was the Saint of Patience's idea, anyway. It seems like the kind of thing he'd come up with. But never mind that. I'm sure there are whole other swathes of humorous numbers waiting to be discovered.

Alright, alright. What do I need? Some kind of waterproof thing to wear?

Gideon thinks 420 is very funny. I trust her judgment on this kind of thing.

I'll bring you some swimming clothes. Some for Viktor as well, if he's interested. You only need waterproofing and insulation for long stretches in open water, or for diving. For typical swimming you want something light and porous. (Thank you.) I think that one is the cannabis drug number, although I don't know why. She's also very skilled with memes, and skeleton jokes, although I'm sure you already know all of those.

I'm trusting your judgment. Viktor and I are of a size, so if he doesn't want to, I'll take his for spares. I'll ask, though. Rio can swim, I'm fairly sure; can I bring her?

Skeleton jokes are part and parcel for us, indeed. I once told Viktor I found bone jokes humerus and he's never forgiven me for it.

So. I'll educate myself on the memes for future reference. Keep an eye out for funny numbers, the whole thing.

Always consider Rio invited and welcome wherever she'd like to go. She can be my assistant coach. I'm sure he's only ribbing you. He didn't strike me as so sternum as to never crack at the tickling of his ulnar nerve. I'm getting a few other people together for the lessons. I'll let you know when we plan to meet. That's at least one thing this can be useful for.

I fully intend to use her as a raft.

Keep all of these in mind; I asked him if he'd like to come and he said he "needs to see that," because he delights in my embarrassment. I'll need ammunition in the coming days.

Sure, though. Let me know.

Excellent lateral thinking. About Viktor. There is a question I have for you. It isn't my affair, and forgive me if it's forward, but are you and Viktor [~~involved~~ ~~lovers~~ ~~dating~~ ~~courting~~ ~~seeing each other~~ ~~hooking up~~] not only research partners?

We're also roommates.

[badum tsh use precise language, it's allowed]

But yes, we're all-inclusive partners. Specifically romantic. You didn't know? Kaworu knew.

[paul.]

Kaworu thinks everyone is together. He likely even thinks Sensei Lawrence is right about Gideon and Harrowhark. I can't rely on him as a source. Regardless, congratulations. (Is that what a person says?) You two suit each other.

That's not very lesbian of you, Paul-kun.

[...unless...]

[unless.]

I suppose you'll have to keep asking people directly. It isn't a half bad strategy.

And thank you, I think so too.

It's had better results than I anticipated. I may have to concede that point to the Sixth. It's interesting that no one is assuming you have never heard of sex before in your life and require constant instruction in the most basic of Just so you know, I'm not going to challenge him to a fight, so he can rest easy.