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House Atreides


Allies


Shed? Heresy Hut


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Comments

[hauntedsavior]

I want to show her off to everyone
Oh my god
Her name is Kainé and she's so hot and so good at fighting and cooking and taking care of me when I do stupid shit
She has a beautiful singing voice but don't tell her I told you that or she'll dump cold water on my head hahaha
She is so

[anna takes a moment here to try to think of the right words without sounding stupid. then decides that it doesn't matter.]

She is so good for me
And my life is so much better with her in it
And I hope I don't ever do anything to fuck it up

[megatheorem]

Can't you convince her to duet with you? No, don't worry, I won't tell.

Anyway, I know what you mean. She already came to save you, though; I don't think you have anything to worry about. You deserve this much happiness.

[hauntedsavior]

I'm working on it
Oh my God I want her to so bad
I want to hear what our voices sound like together on stage
I think I have to get her more comfortable with it but we're getting close

But um thank you
I mean it
I I know you can't hear it right now but it means a lot
I spent so much time not like this and now I just want to be like this forever
I will I don't know what I'll do if I lose her

[megatheorem]

Should I curtail my unbridled emotional support, then? At least until after we've actually met. I don't want to put her off.

And you're welcome. I meant it too. From what I've seen you've got a good head on your shoulders; I'm rooting for you.

[hauntedsavior]

Well she's either gonna be pissed at me or embarrassed that I'm talking so much about her
But if I can't hype up my girlfriend to my friends then what good am I as a girlfriend
Be as emotionally supportive as you want
Throw out your bridles
No more horses here hahaha

I'm making a dumb little heart with my hands at you right now

[megatheorem]

In that case, I'll proceed with no holds barred. Just wait until I get going; I'm merciless. I'll do the same for you anytime.

How do you do that? I'm doing stupid things with my hands right back, my best effort.

[hauntedsavior]

Oh it's like um
Hold on
Fuck

Fuck how do I get a picture
Shit

Fuck
Okay
I can't do it
I can't get a picture of it because I need both hands and my phone
But if you like like okay
Hold out your hands so your fingers are all curled up along the top and your thumb is sticking out the bottom
If you're closing your fist you've gone too far
The curled fingers make up the top part of the heart you know like the part that looks like a butt
You do it like
Fuck
Wait okay it's a sytetrical shape
Symmetrical
Shit
Hold on

[anna eventually uploads a picture of her own hand. in the background, the door to her bedroom is closed. her shirt is balled up on the floor in front of it.]

Do this shit but with both hands

[megatheorem]

Thank you, that was very helpful. Hold on, let me attempt.

[It will take him A Bit, both to do the right hands things and to get Viktor to not make fun of him about it, but eventually he produces a picture... at a funky angle, because he's balancing the omni on Rio's head. It is also a little blurry, because Rio is excited to be included.]

What do you think? Am I mastering the art?

[hauntedsavior]

[she has wandered around the main room and hydrated by the time the next response comes in, and she claps her hands when she sees it.]

Exactly
Yes
Nailed it
Perfect
You're gonna be Moai Moai ooh goo day Sue before any of us know it
Hahahaha wait is that what this thing thinks I said
Oh that fucking rules

[megatheorem]

I can't even begin to guess what that means, but great, I'll count it as a victory. I'll be the best at whatever that is, sure.

[hauntedsavior]

You're already doing amazing Palamedes
I promise
You will get a good grade in stupid anime bullshit

How's things with Viktor
Did he have to help you with it

[megatheorem]

Oh, the hands heart is also 'anime'? I'll write it down.

Viktor told me "it's too late for this" and laughed at the first abomination I made with my hands, so he's been very supportive. We've been doing really well, all things considered. Life in this place, you know.

[hauntedsavior]

It's anime all the way down my dude
Everything is anime and anime is real
Look at me
I'm a lesbian with one eye and white hair and a big sword and I am living my best fucking life
It is time for the anime resurgence starting with me

Anyway forget all my stupid bullshit
I am legit so happy for you two
I am so hopped up on love right now I want all my friends to be happy in their relationships too
I I am sending beams at you
Big rainbow beams to remind the both of you how good this shit feels all of the time and always
Hahahahaha what did I say about forgetting my stupid bullshit

[megatheorem]

I'm none of those things but I can still 'be anime'? I like the variance. Someone should make a directory of traits that count as anime, with examples.

You're a good friend. Viktor can't look this message in the eye or steam will come out of his ears from turning red, so thank you. We're happy. This isn't going to convey it properly, but believe me when I say things are going exceedingly well for me because he's here.

[hauntedsavior]

Good
I'm glad
I hope you like the gay lasers
I always have more where they came from
Back home we had a whole month where we shot gay lasers at each other and I'm not joking
Hahaha

And and and hey listen
Your life is already the story of an anime
But yeah I would be glad to do a list
Let's work on that uh next week after I get feeling back in my legs