There's a part of me that's older than the part of you that's older than the Uh Wait hold on
No right yeah I have it right What I'm saying what I'm saying is that I'm right and that I'm the best I'm the best big sister on the planet Haha Yeah Always have been
Hahahaha she does not need my help I've seen her fight and I know she can take out anything this place throws at her Including me She has kicked my ass more than a couple times and I definitely deserved it Only made me love her more Plus I look hotter when I'm bleeding
Hahahaha maybe You know I'm a terrible judge of that for a couple reasons Don't go out practicing it though Let it happen naturally Or don't Maybe don't go out and get yourself bleeding That's probably the better advice haha
No see it was it was fine that month But only that month hahahaha If I tried it again I would be dead but that's why I'm not trying it again as far as you know And you shouldn't try it in the first place But oh my God oh my God it was good It made me love Kainé so much more and it was the closest I've ever been with with someone else
Hahaha yeah well I was pretty hurt Don't worry about how she tended to me all you need to know is that she did it good I'm really happy for you and Dipper too kid Young love is cute and you definitely definitely deserve to be happy She sounds like a good sister too haha Good good for her
I am so so so so so happy with her I can't even find the right words Holy shit She is so amazing she is so good to me I love her I never want to lose her She's the kind of person I feel like I've spent my whole life looking for
Hahaha yeah Her name is Kainé I think she's in here She's seen all of this Or she will when she wakes up And she's going to have to deal with me being head over heels in love with her And confessing it to 20 25 people all at once Hahahahaha oh my God it's so many people It's so many of you and I can't believe I'm still saying it Have you ever just stopped being afraid of love
I wasn't even going to look for anyone when I entered the Dream. But, then I met Dipper, and he's been the absolute coolest person ever since. It's so cool watching him when he's geeking out about some new monster or talking about a new kind of magic he's learning about.
Dude I love seeing the people I love get excited about new things One time Kainé was showing me this this new recipe and I just stood back and watched her face while she was preparing it She didn't think I noticed but she was totally smiling hahaha It was the cutest thing
Let's go gays let's go lesbians let's go Dipper and Oscar love you guys
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Go to bed Oscar
It is way too late for you to be up
I'll call your boyfriend and make him take your phone away
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I'm literally a night owl.
There's also a part of me that's older than you. I adopted you, okay?
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Uh
Wait hold on
No right yeah I have it right
What I'm saying what I'm saying is that I'm right and that I'm the best
I'm the best big sister on the planet
Haha
Yeah
Always have been
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Make sure you use protection, too. You never know what'll happen.
And, uh, make sure the landing pad is comfy.
... I'm sixteen. If Paul is allowed to talk like this, then I am too.
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Oscar you sound like such a little goober
It's really funny
You and Paul both
Couple of my favorite goobers in trench
My bed is comfortable as hell don't worry about that
And protection will not be a problem
I have a sword in my room I'm as protected as it gets
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I mean, you're the only one I've gotten close to, but who's counting?
A sword sounds like great protection! Protect your girl, Anna!
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I've seen her fight and I know she can take out anything this place throws at her
Including me
She has kicked my ass more than a couple times and I definitely deserved it
Only made me love her more
Plus I look hotter when I'm bleeding
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Scratch that. I don't wanna see Dipper bleeding, I'm not sure what I'd do.
Still. I'm sure I would even look hotter when I'm bleeding.
[Oscar no...]
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You know I'm a terrible judge of that for a couple reasons
Don't go out practicing it though
Let it happen naturally
Or don't
Maybe don't go out and get yourself bleeding
That's probably the better advice haha
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But, it's happened a couple times.
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Last time I came home bleeding was pretty hot but
Hahahahahaha I am not sharing that story here
Not with you kid
Don't don't worry about it
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But only that month hahahaha
If I tried it again I would be dead but that's why I'm not trying it again as far as you know
And you shouldn't try it in the first place
But oh my God oh my God it was good
It made me love Kainé so much more and it was the closest I've ever been with with someone else
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... That's how we got together, you know. He was visiting me after I lost my leg and we kinda confessed at each other.
After his sister gave the the once over, I think. We wouldn't be together if she didn't approve.
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Don't worry about how she tended to me all you need to know is that she did it good
I'm really happy for you and Dipper too kid
Young love is cute and you definitely definitely deserve to be happy
She sounds like a good sister too haha
Good good for her
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Your love with your girlfriend is super important, too. You also deserve to be happy.
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Holy shit
She is so amazing she is so good to me
I love her I never want to lose her
She's the kind of person I feel like I've spent my whole life looking for
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[Asking for a friend who might have to deliver a shovel talk. ]
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Her name is Kainé I think she's in here
She's seen all of this
Or she will when she wakes up
And she's going to have to deal with me being head over heels in love with her
And confessing it to 20 25 people all at once
Hahahahaha oh my God it's so many people
It's so many of you and I can't believe I'm still saying it
Have you ever just stopped being afraid of love
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I wasn't even going to look for anyone when I entered the Dream. But, then I met Dipper, and he's been the absolute coolest person ever since. It's so cool watching him when he's geeking out about some new monster or talking about a new
kind of magic he's learning about.
It's crazy how we can get lucky.
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One time Kainé was showing me this this new recipe and I just stood back and watched her face while she was preparing it
She didn't think I noticed but she was totally smiling hahaha
It was the cutest thing
Let's go gays let's go lesbians let's go Dipper and Oscar love you guys