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House Atreides


Allies


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Comments

[hauntedsavior]

Hey hey hey Dahmer this is my fictional legion of fictional cyborg children
Nobody is putting any of them in a catapult

[the_obedient_servant]

Then you shouldn't put them in the custody of strange and ominous strangers with dubious intentions.

Honestly, who are you, CPS?

[hauntedsavior]

Hahaha goddamn
Okay wow I forgot how dark you like it
Jesus dude
You beat Gideon by stunning her until she couldn't do anything or something

[the_obedient_servant]

I beat Gideon fair and square, actually. She didn't make it easy for me, and she deserves credit for that.

I played a bit dirtier against Ruby, I suppose.

[hauntedsavior]

Okay so I feel like you're trying to get a rise out of me
And instead of getting mad about anything I wanna keep my boner going for my girlfriend right now
So how about this okay like how about this
We table how dirty you fight for now
You let me go get fucked for a week straight
And then maybe we come back to it then

[the_obedient_servant]

Words cannot express how little I care about what you and your girlfriend do, or how angry it makes you that I beat your friends in a tournament. Have fun.