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Comments

[lipochrome]

wait you have to kiss girls to be a lesbian
ive been calling paul kaworu and midoriya lesbians for weeks but i dont think any of them have kissed a girl

[hauntedsavior]

Holy fucking shit G
Oh my God
This whole time
Oh I fucked up I didn't teach you right
No the word for when you're lesbians with a dude is gay
But like
Paul and Ka oh roo are definitely lesbian coded
So I don't think you missed by much

[lipochrome]

ok so theyre gay but also lesbians in code
got it
i just thought it was another word for cool

[hauntedsavior]

Hahahaha yeah you got it
Oh my god G you kick so much ass
I mean lesbian could totally be another word for cool though
Because I've never met a lesbian who wasn't the coolest fucking person in the world

[lipochrome]

fuck yeah you cool lesbian
tell kaine i think shes cool too

[hauntedsavior]

[anna does exactly this, but forgets she's on voice to text.]

Hey K
K
Gideon says you're cool
Yeah that sick ass skull face bone dike with the big sword
I taught her the word lesbian wrong and had to correct her and now she knows that you and me kick ass
Okay fine I'll be right there
How's your legs
Hahahahaha nice

[and she returns to talking to gideon, seemingly with no concern as to what's just been implied.]

Okay I told her
Keep kicking ass G

[terriblepurpose]

Then what am I supposed to do with these shirts?

[lipochrome]

aw man you cant throw that away those shirts are sick

hm
tell you what

ill be the lesbian you and kaworu and deku can be the bones

[terriblepurpose]

It's this kind of thinking that makes you our squad leader.

[lipochrome]

oh am i really the leader
aw paul im so touched i think im tearing up
no longer will i be bonely

[terriblepurpose]

You're the only one ribmotely qualified.

[wannasmash]

You got shirts for us... I'm so touched...!

Those are really cool Paul-kun, don't get rid of them. We can be Gideon-san's squad.

[terriblepurpose]

If you like them too, we have to be. The bones to her lesbian, like she says.

You actually like them?

[wannasmash]

[ Gideon has the ability to make even the most outlandish phrases sound perfectly reasonable. Why wouldn't they want to be the bones to her lesbian? ]

They're from you. They show how much you care. When representing Bone Lesbian Squad, why would I want to wear anything else?

[terriblepurpose]

When you put it like that.

We should go out with them some time. To a dance, or something like that. I have one for Harrowhark too.

private

I think I'd like seeing you wear something from me.

[foulhussy]

i put a bone in a lesbian just about every night

[lipochrome]

hell yeah you do
youre the ultimate bone lesbian

[foulhussy]

thanks

[terriblepurpose]

[Nice.]

[wannasmash]

I'm sorry I didn't tell you. I didn't feel like it was my place to correct an actual lesbian.

[lipochrome]

bro do you know about lesbians
thats awesome
what else do you know about them

[wannasmash]

I
uh
They're women who like kissing other women only. It can be romantic or physical or both, but that's basically it.
They're cool.
I'm not a woman or a lesbian, so I'm not an expert or anything.

[lipochrome]

hell yeah that is cool
kissing girls is the best

[wannasmash]

Yeah! You're always talking about babes so I assume you know best!

[lipochrome]

yeah im a babe scholar
ive been studying the sacred texts for years
by sacred texts i mean magazines of course