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House Atreides


Allies


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[noniad]

As you wish it.

You are, nevertheless, invited to breakfast. Master LaRusso is preparing a dish he calls 'waffles', which I understand to be a type of whipped bread.

[foulhussy]

how the fuck do you whip bread

[noniad]

I do not know. They were described as 'fluffy', so perhaps it is bread that has been spun, as fiber, though that too poses a mystery.

[foulhussy]

what the fuck
does it have fur
that shits mold
ive eaten it before
but you shouldnt

[noniad]

I am certain that Master LaRusso would not feed us anything that would do us harm.

[He is almost certain. He is half-certain. He recalls the 'manwiches'.]

Many molds are edible.

[foulhussy]

well im not about to turn away free shit

sure are

[noniad]

Yes. It is the state of us beggars to subsist on the providence of others with gratitude.

Palpable, at that.

[foulhussy]

fuck off i'm not a beggar

i already said i can take care of myself

[noniad]

[Ah. It's like that. Ortus knows this song, and it plucks a particularly tender string.]

I ask your forgiveness for that regrettable insult. Those as incapable as I sometimes take false solace in imagining others as hapless as ourselves.

I did not intend to cast unkind aspersion on your aptitude for survival. I am certain you have endured much I could not have, in your place.

[foulhussy]

oh my god stop fucking apologizing

[noniad]

I apologi

At your command, my lady.