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You don't have to call me sir.

And yes? I'm multifaceted, you know. I've even got a day job.

Wait. What's your day job? Is it fun? Do you make cakes???

I'm a blood minister. I think it's fulfilling, most of the time.

[medical practice! yaaaay...]

Viktor bakes, I don't know how to make cakes.

Being able to heal people is incredibly cool. It's probably one of the coolest things anyone can do, and I'm glad it suits you.

In the meantime, if you can do math, you can probably can't a cake too. Baking can be easier for newbies because you have to follow the recipes for it to work right.

Thank you. It can be a harrowing job sometimes, so I appreciate it.

And I don't know, I can barely eat a single slice of cake, I don't know what I'd do with a whole one.

Have you ever heard of people making little cakes in coffee mugs? That sounds like the perfect amount for you

Never. But I do have a lot of mugs. I'll ask Viktor.

[this is still not Palamedes doing his own baking...]

No no no. Let me bring stuff, I'll show you!

How to put a cake in a mug? How hard can it be?

you're not just putting cake in a mug. You're baking it in the mug!

Oh, is that what it is? Doesn't the mug burn?

Not if you do it right.

Mugs can take hot liquids, right? It's the same kinda thing. If a mug can cook liquid in a microwave, it can cook cake the same way

Wait. Does it not go into the oven?

you don't know what a microwave is?

I know what a microwave is. There's one in my bunker.

[so he would not have bought one himself, no... but he has one. it was Just There.]

Oh, good! It works like a mini oven, just a lot hotter and faster.

You make the cake in a mug with that.

Sure.

I'll ask Viktor how to do the microwave parts, he knows how to use the appliances better than I do.

There's nothing special there, though. Just mix everything in the mug and cook it for a minute. That's all.

I don't think you comprehend the amount of cooking I have done in my life, which is a net total of a few hours, and only when Viktor insists I help him.

I'll work on my stirring.

Well, if you ever want to try something more intensive than stirring, hit me up. You can't be any worse than Ruby melting my cookware in the oven.

It isn't that; if it breaks, it breaks. I'm not much of a food person, that's all.

[mmmmh but his boyfriend is, so okay. okay.]

What do you know how to make besides baked goods?

A lot of things! Pasta, casseroles, bread. I'm pretty good at canning and making pickles and jelly, too.

Which of those is the quickest to learn? I'll make time, but I'm pretty busy.

Pasta, probably. If you have everything already made, you just need to heat everything up in a couple of pots on the stove.

Alright.

I'll learn about pasta.

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