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House Atreides


Allies


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[peripheries]

I can throw something at him.

[megatheorem]

Well, not anything hard. A pillow?

[wannasmash]

It's fine. He'll just dodge. :(

[megatheorem]

Do you two throw things at him often?

[is this how teens flirt]

[wannasmash]

I don't want to damage any of his stuff, so no. I did throw an eggplant at him once, and Kaworu-kun made it hit the wall.

An actual eggplant, that's not a metaphor.

[megatheorem]

If it were a metaphor I would have other concerns about your physical wellbeing.

[wannasmash]

Yeah I just have to clarify because this is like the internet.

It's like the internet except crazier because a lot of us know each other.

[ Unhinged. Unhinged is the word he's looking for. ]

[megatheorem]

Knowing each other makes it even less disciplined? Sure, that tracks.

[wannasmash]

It's true in my experience. I have someone I know from childhood and uh, well, it's like that.

Poor Paul-kun. In the last group chat he made, I didn't have the heart to tell him what 69 meant.

[megatheorem]

[hmm... 69... in the context of goofy pervert symbolism... oh, no, he's got it. wow paul really.]

I think he knows what it means now. Your attempts to be a good influence were for naught.

[wannasmash]

I try to be a good influence with more important things. I just didn't want him to feel embarrassed about not knowing something in the middle of strategy communications.

[peripheries]

I’m… soft?

[megatheorem]

What are you going to do, tackle him? If it helps, sure.

[peripheries]

That's a good idea. I'll get the upper hand and throw his omni out the window.

[megatheorem]

I would recommend against doing that.

[peripheries]

Well, then you'll get more terrible meme and I have to listen to him laugh to himself under his breath.