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[terriblepurpose]

House Atreides


Allies


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[megatheorem]

For the next ten minutes, our Houses' alliance is disbanded.

(Bespoke gloves are helpful though thank you.)

[peripheries]

I can throw something at him.

[megatheorem]

Well, not anything hard. A pillow?

[wannasmash]

It's fine. He'll just dodge. :(

[megatheorem]

Do you two throw things at him often?

[is this how teens flirt]

[wannasmash]

I don't want to damage any of his stuff, so no. I did throw an eggplant at him once, and Kaworu-kun made it hit the wall.

An actual eggplant, that's not a metaphor.

[megatheorem]

If it were a metaphor I would have other concerns about your physical wellbeing.

[wannasmash]

Yeah I just have to clarify because this is like the internet.

It's like the internet except crazier because a lot of us know each other.

[ Unhinged. Unhinged is the word he's looking for. ]

[peripheries]

I’m… soft?

[megatheorem]

What are you going to do, tackle him? If it helps, sure.

[peripheries]

That's a good idea. I'll get the upper hand and throw his omni out the window.

[megatheorem]

I would recommend against doing that.

[peripheries]

Well, then you'll get more terrible meme and I have to listen to him laugh to himself under his breath.

[terriblepurpose]

Don't say that.

I was helping you! Imagine if someone unscrupulous was the first to take you by surprise like that? Now you're inoculated against it.

[megatheorem]

I don't think that's how this works. This is a semi-public venue, you know. Everyone saw.

[terriblepurpose]

But only my House and our allies, who are your allies.

Do you want to learn other memes? Then you can use them for yourself. There's one called the Philosophy Raptor you might like.

[megatheorem]

Yes, tell me about the Philosophy Raptor.

[terriblepurpose]

It's a good one for sharing ideas. It's a kind of bird that looks like it's thinking deeply, usually about something profound, used to challenge the observer to contemplation.

I made this one:

[megatheorem]

Oh, it's Rocky without any feathers. That's a good one; you should have brought these to the party way back when.

How do I make one?

[mehanizovati]

If I am part of this House of yours I would like to vote we reward Paul for this actually.

[megatheorem]

Viktor, would you like to be a member of the Sixth? In ten minutes you're welcome to raise any opposing points.

[mehanizovati]

That is more opposing points than I would have been allowed with the council, I'll take it.

And Paul out there, you did excellent work. I will send you some vdolky in thanks. Consider it a gift from the bunker.

[megatheorem]

It will take a year to process any points as per the traditional speed of the Oversight Body doing anything at all, just so you know.

[mehanizovati]

Exactly who is the Oversight Body here? Sensible Bethany and Dr. Sex Jr?

[megatheorem]

No; me. A creative application will get you far. Maybe.