house atreides and allies group text

[terriblepurpose]

House Atreides


Allies


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text | un: shouto

[swellter]

My name is Todoroki Shouto. I'm 176 cm and 73 kg. My hair color is red and white. My eye color is teal and grey.

I like cold soba.

[mehanizovati]

And Allen is still very irritated you beat him on the height front. Remind me to measure you both again next time you are in the lab.

[swellter]

[ He's irritated? Not the kind of greeting he was expecting. ]

Wouldn't that make him unhappy?

[mehanizovati]

I would hope not, though if that worries you we could certainly ask him. I imagine it is eh... competition? A touch silly, but that.

[swellter]

What kind of competition?

[mehanizovati]

To see who is taller. To him, at least, I simply want the data.

[and you're both taller than him so he loses he guesses?? teens.]

[floatsaway]

Todoroki-kun is also a wonderful friend and person!!
He's smart, and cool, and has a super flashy quirk, too!
I'm very proud to call him my friend. ♥♥♥

[swellter]

[ Suddenly, he's feeling a little shy. ]

I'm proud to call you my friend, too.

[floatsaway]

Always and forever. ♥
Through everything.
No matter what.

[And that is a promise.]

[swellter]

That sounds like an oath.

[floatsaway]

Hee, it could be.
Is that bad?

text | un: diggs

[justoscar]

Hi! I'm Oscar. It's nice having you!

Did you want us to call you Shouto or Todoroki?

Also, what's cold soba? I've never heard of that one before.

[swellter]

[ He doesn't recognize the name, so he saves his information for next time. ]

Shouto. Todoroki is my father's name.

[ And we don't take about Bruno Enji.

Oh no, now you've done it, you've unlocked chatty!Shouto mode! ]

Soba are brown noodles made from wheat and buckwheat. The noodles are served with a dipping sauce based on dashi. It's usually served cold in the summer and hot in the winter. There's a few noodle shops in Trench that serve cold soba if you ever want to try it.

[ Trust him, he knows EVERY shop and has them ranked. ]

[justoscar]

Noodles, cold AND hot? That's so cool! I've never heard of that!!!

[Sorry, Shouto. Foodie unlocked. The only reason Oscar didn't enter the bake off is because he felt like he had an unfair advantage. ]

[swellter]

[ Oh, dear. Maybe he didn't see his terrible rendition of Cold Soba with a SWEET dipping sauce. He's a Chaotic Good Foodie. ]

They're very versatile.

[ Believe him, he eats it all the time. Cold, not hot. ]

text | un: younghuman

[terriblepurpose]

Thank you for joining us, Todoroki-san.

Deku-kun has spoken of you a few times. I anticipate your participation here will be productive.

[swellter]

He's spoken of you too.

I hope I can be of help.

[terriblepurpose]

I hope it was nothing too accurate.

Are you acquainted with the 'Hero Network' as well?

[swellter]

Why wouldn't it be accurate?

It's a web service for licensed heroes back in our world. I only have a Provisional Hero License, so I don't have access to it.

[peripheries]

How do I try cold soba?

[swellter]

[ You've come to the right place! ]

You pay for it and then you eat it.

[ Too bad you got the level 1 host. ]

text | un: deku

[wannasmash]

Todoroki-kun is also very calm during interviews!

Thanks for coming Todoroki-kun. :) Sorry this groupchat got kind of out of hand. I think Paul-kun thought it would be a little less like the internet.

[swellter]

You invited me.

[ Of course, he'd come. He always comes, even when you don't make it easy for him to find you. ]

What's wrong with this group chat?

[ Please, like he'd ever notice there was anything wrong with a chat. They're all odd to him! ]

[wannasmash]

[ Saving your friend in the woods, braving a groupchat. This is friendship. ]

Nothing! It actually fun, especially the memes. Paul-kun thought he might use it for discussions, but he's accepted this is just how it's going to be.

I just watched him learn about updog.

[swellter]

[ Don't forget, he also made you a dozen anti-corruption jams. How mamy of those have you tried exactly? Inquiring minds want to know. ]

Memes?

[ Please have mercy on this ignorant fool! Sero and Kaminari have yet to educate him on this topic! ]

Updog?

[ Midoriya. We spoke about mercy. Do you think this fool knows what updog is when he's clueless about memes?! ]