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House Atreides


Allies


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[foulhussy]

you all lived with that bastard, right? where are you all.

[noniad]

We did. We will no longer.

The dojo of Sensei Lawrence, master of the House Cobra Kai.

[foulhussy]

him? really???

okay. i'm there. i was part of this.

[noniad]

He is a teacher of the martial arts, and an ally of the Ninth House.

[Such things are enough to absolve one of otherwise credible accusations of oafishness. For the moment.]

I am certain he would welcome you. He is a man of a generous nature.

[foulhussy]

dunno anything about any houses

but thats good
ill just sleep outside anyway

[noniad]

[It would be in keeping with courtesy and custom to accept the deferment of comfort from this stranger. To host is to become obliged, in one fashion or another. So it may be so that he has become oversentimental, away from rite and ritual, to proceed as he does.]

You will not.

A place shall be set aside for you beneath the roof.

[foulhussy]

dont need it

[ She doesn't need another home. She doesn't need more connection than this. ]

[hauntedsavior]

[ ✓ Read. ]

[noniad]

As you wish it.

You are, nevertheless, invited to breakfast. Master LaRusso is preparing a dish he calls 'waffles', which I understand to be a type of whipped bread.

[foulhussy]

how the fuck do you whip bread

[noniad]

I do not know. They were described as 'fluffy', so perhaps it is bread that has been spun, as fiber, though that too poses a mystery.

[foulhussy]

what the fuck
does it have fur
that shits mold
ive eaten it before
but you shouldnt

[noniad]

I am certain that Master LaRusso would not feed us anything that would do us harm.

[He is almost certain. He is half-certain. He recalls the 'manwiches'.]

Many molds are edible.

[foulhussy]

well im not about to turn away free shit

sure are

[noniad]

Yes. It is the state of us beggars to subsist on the providence of others with gratitude.

Palpable, at that.

[foulhussy]

fuck off i'm not a beggar

i already said i can take care of myself

[noniad]

[Ah. It's like that. Ortus knows this song, and it plucks a particularly tender string.]

I ask your forgiveness for that regrettable insult. Those as incapable as I sometimes take false solace in imagining others as hapless as ourselves.

I did not intend to cast unkind aspersion on your aptitude for survival. I am certain you have endured much I could not have, in your place.

[foulhussy]

oh my god stop fucking apologizing

[noniad]

I apologi

At your command, my lady.