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[terriblepurpose]

House Atreides


Allies


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text; un: xX_coolbonebabe_Xx; slight nsfw

[lipochrome]

sup gang im gideon
im the ninth house cavalier which means you should totally check out my sword

cool facts about me are i can bench over twice my body weight and ive read every issue of the salacious adventures of serena septa including the super rare ones
i forged harrows signature to get them shipped to the ninth thanks harrow

[justoscar]

You and Ruby need to have a contest! She's stronger than she looks!

[lipochrome]

oh im on it
youre talking to the second place armed karate champion

[justoscar]

Also my sister, and the best weapons crafter in town!

[lipochrome]

oh shit
does she do swords

[onekindsoul]

I want to see the sword!
I want to see the sword!
Sword
Sword
Sword
Sword!

[lipochrome]

[ attached is a photo of gideon holding up a six-foot zweihander, winking over her sunglasses and flexing her biceps. ]

[ezra_of_lothal]

Pretty sure that's the biggest sword I've ever seen. Does it do anything magical or whatever, or just hit really, really hard?

[lipochrome]

yes it does that and it is also very sharp
it can cut through bone

dont tell me you have a magic sword though i wanna hear all about that shit

[onekindsoul]

Man! That's so awesome.
I really wish we could have went against each other in the tournament.
It would have been awesome.

[lipochrome]

i mean theres no reason we cant spar outside it
you in?

[the_obedient_servant]

Size isn't everything. How are you with something faster, Gideon Nav?

[lipochrome]

you know im faster than i look but i will say i tend not to beat up kids

[necrosaint]

Has Gideon ever mentioned that you remind her of someone we briefly knew.

[onekindsoul]

She has NOT!
But I have a feeling I'm about to find out.

[necrosaint]

Flattered that you stared long enough at my signature to be able to reproduce--

I certainly hope you did not imply such items were for me personally.

[lipochrome]

well yeah i kind of had to
some backwater seventh publishing company probably thinks youre a real weirdo i guess
with very indiscriminate taste

un: imyarek

[unsheathedfromreality]

Which was your favorite issue?

nsfw topics

[lipochrome]

ok so theres this one where shes doing it right in front of someones salad

nsfw topics here on out

[unsheathedfromreality]

Wait, hang on-- Is this where it opens or is there some kind of smutty, smutty dinner party leading up to it?

[lipochrome]

cold open baby
or should i say

hot open
;)

hey did you know this wasn't a locked thread?

[butnotyet]

oh you can definitely ask augustine if you want something to read (or maybe watch?) involving smutty dinner parties! i don't think there's a single thing published throughout the nine houses featuring them that he hasn't read, unless it was really recent and he just hadn't had the chance.

(i don't think it's actually a kink so much as it is that he's just a sucker for dinner parties, and also "party games".)

un: younghuman | text | private

[terriblepurpose]

Hello, Gideon.

private;

[lipochrome]

hi paul
this is the most ominous message youve ever sent me
and that includes the one that went hey a giant seagull is gonna eat our city

whats up

[terriblepurpose]

A person can't say hello without it being ominous?

Nothing is up. I'm simply curious about a small domestic matter.

You wouldn't happen to know if Harrowhark is involved with anyone romantically, would you?