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House Atreides


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[onekindsoul]

I want to see the sword!
I want to see the sword!
Sword
Sword
Sword
Sword!

[lipochrome]

[ attached is a photo of gideon holding up a six-foot zweihander, winking over her sunglasses and flexing her biceps. ]

[ezra_of_lothal]

Pretty sure that's the biggest sword I've ever seen. Does it do anything magical or whatever, or just hit really, really hard?

[lipochrome]

yes it does that and it is also very sharp
it can cut through bone

dont tell me you have a magic sword though i wanna hear all about that shit

[ezra_of_lothal]

I have a lightsaber. It's not magic per se, although it's a focus for my abilities that some people call magic. I built it, because that's the tradition. You build your own.

[lipochrome]

yo whats a lightsaber like
can i see

[ezra_of_lothal]

Of course.






It's actually not made of light, or a laser. It's controlled plasma. Definitely, on combat setting, it can cut through bone. The question is usually less what can it cut through and more what can it burn through and how quickly.

I can also turn it down to training settings cool enough to just sting.

[lipochrome]

BURNING GLOWING SWORD

dude
my man
my good man ezra my guy
how do i get one of those

[ezra_of_lothal]

Well, first you need the right kind of crystal for the focus. And those are sort of sacred where I'm from, sorry. I'm also pretty sure you need the inborn ability to bond with a crystal to build a new saber properly.

I did teach my foster sister how to fight with one, but that's because there's a very old lightsaber that has special meaning in her people's culture, and we found it.

[lipochrome]

:(
:((((((

ok but how do you know i dont have an inborn ability come onnnnnn

[ezra_of_lothal]

You know what, fair enough. And I've certainly seen abilities from other universes that are at least very analogous to Force-sensitivity.

What Palamedes said about the thalergy sounds very like aspects of the Force, to me.

[onekindsoul]

Man! That's so awesome.
I really wish we could have went against each other in the tournament.
It would have been awesome.

[lipochrome]

i mean theres no reason we cant spar outside it
you in?

[onekindsoul]

Heck yeah, I'm in!
You're going down, gold eyes!

[the_obedient_servant]

Size isn't everything. How are you with something faster, Gideon Nav?

[lipochrome]

you know im faster than i look but i will say i tend not to beat up kids

[the_obedient_servant]

Is that your excuse for losing? You were holding back? Throwing the game?

Well, that's lucky for me, because I have no qualms about beating up losers.

[lipochrome]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

[the_obedient_servant]

I came for a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.

[lipochrome]

well thats on you
everyone knows im not that smart
seems like youre the one who pulled the stupid move

[the_obedient_servant]

I was simply responding to a meme with another meme. I can't say the response to your meme, I am (neurodivergent and) a minor.

[lipochrome]

ok now youre just making shit up
the fuck is that

[the_obedient_servant]

A meme?

[necrosaint]

Has Gideon ever mentioned that you remind her of someone we briefly knew.

[onekindsoul]

She has NOT!
But I have a feeling I'm about to find out.