I will Don't think I won't I have a whole month's worth of stuff to catch up on with her Starting tonight hahahahaha I don't even know how I'm walking I think the adrenaline hasn't worn off yet
I want to show her off to everyone Oh my god Her name is Kainé and she's so hot and so good at fighting and cooking and taking care of me when I do stupid shit She has a beautiful singing voice but don't tell her I told you that or she'll dump cold water on my head hahaha She is so
[anna takes a moment here to try to think of the right words without sounding stupid. then decides that it doesn't matter.]
She is so good for me And my life is so much better with her in it And I hope I don't ever do anything to fuck it up
I'm working on it Oh my God I want her to so bad I want to hear what our voices sound like together on stage I think I have to get her more comfortable with it but we're getting close
But um thank you I mean it I I know you can't hear it right now but it means a lot I spent so much time not like this and now I just want to be like this forever I will I don't know what I'll do if I lose her
Well she's either gonna be pissed at me or embarrassed that I'm talking so much about her But if I can't hype up my girlfriend to my friends then what good am I as a girlfriend Be as emotionally supportive as you want Throw out your bridles No more horses here hahaha
I'm making a dumb little heart with my hands at you right now
Fuck Okay I can't do it I can't get a picture of it because I need both hands and my phone But if you like like okay Hold out your hands so your fingers are all curled up along the top and your thumb is sticking out the bottom If you're closing your fist you've gone too far The curled fingers make up the top part of the heart you know like the part that looks like a butt You do it like Fuck Wait okay it's a sytetrical shape Symmetrical Shit Hold on
[anna eventually uploads a picture of her own hand. in the background, the door to her bedroom is closed. her shirt is balled up on the floor in front of it.]
Thank you, that was very helpful. Hold on, let me attempt.
[It will take him A Bit, both to do the right hands things and to get Viktor to not make fun of him about it, but eventually he produces a picture... at a funky angle, because he's balancing the omni on Rio's head. It is also a little blurry, because Rio is excited to be included.]
[she has wandered around the main room and hydrated by the time the next response comes in, and she claps her hands when she sees it.]
Exactly Yes Nailed it Perfect You're gonna be Moai Moai ooh goo day Sue before any of us know it Hahahaha wait is that what this thing thinks I said Oh that fucking rules
Oh, the hands heart is also 'anime'? I'll write it down.
Viktor told me "it's too late for this" and laughed at the first abomination I made with my hands, so he's been very supportive. We've been doing really well, all things considered. Life in this place, you know.
It's anime all the way down my dude Everything is anime and anime is real Look at me I'm a lesbian with one eye and white hair and a big sword and I am living my best fucking life It is time for the anime resurgence starting with me
Anyway forget all my stupid bullshit I am legit so happy for you two I am so hopped up on love right now I want all my friends to be happy in their relationships too I I am sending beams at you Big rainbow beams to remind the both of you how good this shit feels all of the time and always Hahahahaha what did I say about forgetting my stupid bullshit
I'm none of those things but I can still 'be anime'? I like the variance. Someone should make a directory of traits that count as anime, with examples.
You're a good friend. Viktor can't look this message in the eye or steam will come out of his ears from turning red, so thank you. We're happy. This isn't going to convey it properly, but believe me when I say things are going exceedingly well for me because he's here.
Good I'm glad I hope you like the gay lasers I always have more where they came from Back home we had a whole month where we shot gay lasers at each other and I'm not joking Hahaha
And and and hey listen Your life is already the story of an anime But yeah I would be glad to do a list Let's work on that uh next week after I get feeling back in my legs
un: warden
Is it gauche to say 'have fun'? Really, enjoy your week.
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Don't think I won't
I have a whole month's worth of stuff to catch up on with her
Starting tonight hahahahaha
I don't even know how I'm walking
I think the adrenaline hasn't worn off yet
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I'd like to meet her one day, by the way. After your week off, of course.
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Oh my god
Her name is Kainé and she's so hot and so good at fighting and cooking and taking care of me when I do stupid shit
She has a beautiful singing voice but don't tell her I told you that or she'll dump cold water on my head hahaha
She is so
[anna takes a moment here to try to think of the right words without sounding stupid. then decides that it doesn't matter.]
She is so good for me
And my life is so much better with her in it
And I hope I don't ever do anything to fuck it up
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Anyway, I know what you mean. She already came to save you, though; I don't think you have anything to worry about. You deserve this much happiness.
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Oh my God I want her to so bad
I want to hear what our voices sound like together on stage
I think I have to get her more comfortable with it but we're getting close
But um thank you
I mean it
I I know you can't hear it right now but it means a lot
I spent so much time not like this and now I just want to be like this forever
I will I don't know what I'll do if I lose her
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And you're welcome. I meant it too. From what I've seen you've got a good head on your shoulders; I'm rooting for you.
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But if I can't hype up my girlfriend to my friends then what good am I as a girlfriend
Be as emotionally supportive as you want
Throw out your bridles
No more horses here hahaha
I'm making a dumb little heart with my hands at you right now
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How do you do that? I'm doing stupid things with my hands right back, my best effort.
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Hold on
Fuck
Fuck how do I get a picture
Shit
Fuck
Okay
I can't do it
I can't get a picture of it because I need both hands and my phone
But if you like like okay
Hold out your hands so your fingers are all curled up along the top and your thumb is sticking out the bottom
If you're closing your fist you've gone too far
The curled fingers make up the top part of the heart you know like the part that looks like a butt
You do it like
Fuck
Wait okay it's a sytetrical shape
Symmetrical
Shit
Hold on
[anna eventually uploads a picture of her own hand. in the background, the door to her bedroom is closed. her shirt is balled up on the floor in front of it.]
Do this shit but with both hands
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[It will take him A Bit, both to do the right hands things and to get Viktor to not make fun of him about it, but eventually he produces a picture... at a funky angle, because he's balancing the omni on Rio's head. It is also a little blurry, because Rio is excited to be included.]
What do you think? Am I mastering the art?
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Exactly
Yes
Nailed it
Perfect
You're gonna be Moai Moai ooh goo day Sue before any of us know it
Hahahaha wait is that what this thing thinks I said
Oh that fucking rules
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I promise
You will get a good grade in stupid anime bullshit
How's things with Viktor
Did he have to help you with it
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Viktor told me "it's too late for this" and laughed at the first abomination I made with my hands, so he's been very supportive. We've been doing really well, all things considered. Life in this place, you know.
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Everything is anime and anime is real
Look at me
I'm a lesbian with one eye and white hair and a big sword and I am living my best fucking life
It is time for the anime resurgence starting with me
Anyway forget all my stupid bullshit
I am legit so happy for you two
I am so hopped up on love right now I want all my friends to be happy in their relationships too
I I am sending beams at you
Big rainbow beams to remind the both of you how good this shit feels all of the time and always
Hahahahaha what did I say about forgetting my stupid bullshit
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You're a good friend. Viktor can't look this message in the eye or steam will come out of his ears from turning red, so thank you. We're happy. This isn't going to convey it properly, but believe me when I say things are going exceedingly well for me because he's here.
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I'm glad
I hope you like the gay lasers
I always have more where they came from
Back home we had a whole month where we shot gay lasers at each other and I'm not joking
Hahaha
And and and hey listen
Your life is already the story of an anime
But yeah I would be glad to do a list
Let's work on that uh next week after I get feeling back in my legs