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[terriblepurpose]

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text; un: grollschwert (late june, like LATE night)

[hauntedsavior]

Guys I love my girlfriend
I love her so much guys

[anna is pacing around the main room while kainé sleeps in her bed. she's very glad that the dictation she's doing into her omni is masking how drunk and happy she sounds.]

I don't know what the fuck was happening this month but she saved me tonight
She came for me and she she saved me
When I saw her bust into my room it was like I was seeing the sun for the first time
I I I love her
Holy shit I love her and I'm saying it to so many people hahahaha

I mean all of you are good too but Jesus I am in love with this woman and I forgot how good it fucking feels
I am going to spend the next week of my life being gay with her and nobody can stop me
Hahahahaha oh my God

text | un: younghuman

[terriblepurpose]

That's very lesbian of you.

Congratulations.

[hauntedsavior]

Oh my God Paul
It's so lesbian of me
You're so completely right
Did you know did you know there was a time when I was afraid to say shit like this out loud
Hahahaha fuck the old Anna it's time for the one who isn't afraid of love

[terriblepurpose]

Then I'm even happier for you.

Let me pass on some advice a wise man once gave to me: stay hydrated.

un: warden

[megatheorem]

[Aw, Anna. This is cute, but he won't put her on blast by saying so directly.]

Is it gauche to say 'have fun'? Really, enjoy your week.

[hauntedsavior]

I will
Don't think I won't
I have a whole month's worth of stuff to catch up on with her
Starting tonight hahahahaha
I don't even know how I'm walking
I think the adrenaline hasn't worn off yet

[megatheorem]

Oh, lascivious. I won't tease you; stay hydrated and be sure to stretch.

I'd like to meet her one day, by the way. After your week off, of course.

text; un: tabris

[peripheries]

congratulations.

[hauntedsavior]

Thank you Ka oh roo
Kawaru
Kaoru
Fuck
Get a name that's easier for me to wrap my mouth around


Wait fuck I have to say I'm winking I can't just wink

[peripheries]

You can...

[Oh. No. Wait. He gets it. He gets it!]

Use Nagisa. It might be easier to swallow.

text | un: deku

[wannasmash]

That's so sweet, Dread Captain Amaranth!!!

[hauntedsavior]

Hahahahahaha yarr kid
Don't let anyone say the dead the dread captain amaranth be a girl with a hardened heart
You can't know who to protect if you don't let yourself feel

[wannasmash]

Yarrrrrr! A Captain be nothing without a crew.
Or something.

The people we care about make us strong. Where I am now, I owe a lot of that to them. And they saved me more than once.

[foulhussy]

im awake now dumbass

[ Please hold she is dying of embarrassment and not at all because she's happy. ]

i can see literally all of it

[not in the chat]

[hauntedsavior]

[anna calls from the main room.]

Love you! Love you so much! With everything I fucking am! Deal with it!

un: GoldenFlowers

[the_obedient_servant]

Use protection.

[They are vaguely familiar with what this means. Mostly, they think it's funny.]

[hauntedsavior]

Absolutely not
Kainé is gonna knock me up and we're gonna have ten million cyborg babies
And they are all gonna be your problem

Text | un: diggs

[justoscar]

[Guess who is nocturnal and reading everything? ]

Awesome, sis!

The Council advises that you stay hydrated and get your rest to get the most out of your...

Fun.

[hauntedsavior]

Hahahahaha
Go to bed Oscar
It is way too late for you to be up
I'll call your boyfriend and make him take your phone away

[lipochrome]

lets go lesbians

[hauntedsavior]

Let's
Go
Lesbians
Teaching you that word is going to be my legacy and I'm okay with that
Lesbian solidarity
Girls who kiss and love and fuck girls are the best and I'm so happy I'm that thing

un: falcogrice

[grice]

[ ah, love. the best of the best. romance best trope. so it takes quite a while for falco to come up with something meaningful . . .

perhaps in a day, he takes a picture of a lopsided rainbow cake that reads on the top, in frosting: CONGRATULATIONS MISS ANNA AND GIRLFRIEND ]

[hauntedsavior]

[by the time this comes through, anna is not drunk anymore, but she is still celebrating the reunion. so it takes a moment.]

Oh my god.
Holy shit, thank you. I didn't know that you baked.

[she didn't know much, but... but bakers just remind her of yuri now. and that's more than enough reason to be even more touched by the display.]

This looks so good. I really hope you're gorging yourself on it.
'Cause I think if I brought it home then Kainé (who is my girlfriend) would die of embarrassment.
Which would be cute but not especially fun.

[onekindsoul]

THE POWER OF LOVE IS WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hauntedsavior]

Lesbians have never stopped winning a goddamn day in our lives
Holy shit
Hey when's your wedding we should have a double wedding
Wait shit I didn't miss it did I
This month has been uh bad
Real real bad
See also Kainé having to save my life