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[terriblepurpose]

House Atreides


Allies


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[megatheorem]

Doctor Sex Jr.

Named after one of my less than contemporary Sixth comrades, so don't worry about the obvious.

[chortle immaturely with him behind the scenes, it's all good.]

I'm definitely learning a lot about your circle.

[terriblepurpose]

[With absolutely anyone else, Paul wouldn't believe it, but with Palamedes...]

The name Sex must be a honorable one to have been so preserved. I'm sure Sex Jr will be an exemplar of all that it entails.

Yes. I see. If you want to reconsider the alliance between our Houses, I'll understand. Sensible decision.

[megatheorem]

Doctor Sex Jr, thanks. I'll take 'Junior,' for short.

And I don't know, it's been fascinating so far. I wouldn't want to deprive my House of such illuminating cultural exchange.

[terriblepurpose]

Of course, how thoughtless of me. Doctor Sex Jr, esteemed colleagues of the Warden of the Sixth and his mechanically minded research partner.

Oh, good. That's very reassuring. I will rest my head easy at night thinking about all the illuminating cultural exchange.

Have they showed you the 'memes' yet?

[megatheorem]

Lab assistant, I think. Since Viktor is making the hands, after all. You can come by and see when they're done, I'll have Junior tidy up and serve snacks.

The pictures?

[terriblepurpose]

Duly noted. I'll bring along some of the things our skeletons seem to like.

[Little brushes for their joints, colorful print shirts, that sort of thing.]

So you are familiar. Some of them are actually textual, like references within books, but usually the references are circular or ambiguous in origin.

Updog is one example of the type.

[megatheorem]

Some gloves, if you can, before Viktor finishes the hands.

There's an entire canon of memes; alright. Noted. I'll keep an eye out for more.

What's updog?

[he doesn't deserve this, paul. paul think about this.]

[terriblepurpose]

I'll bring ones we can get tailored to fit after he tries them.

[Palamedes has taught Paul a great deal about compassion and integrity. Unfortunately, Paul has also been taking lessons from other teachers, and as much as truth over solace appeals -]

Not much, dog. What's up with you?

[- no mercy still has a special place in his heart.]

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[megatheorem]

[megatheorem]

[megatheorem]

For the next ten minutes, our Houses' alliance is disbanded.

(Bespoke gloves are helpful though thank you.)

[peripheries]

I can throw something at him.

[megatheorem]

Well, not anything hard. A pillow?

[wannasmash]

It's fine. He'll just dodge. :(

[peripheries]

I’m… soft?

[terriblepurpose]

Don't say that.

I was helping you! Imagine if someone unscrupulous was the first to take you by surprise like that? Now you're inoculated against it.

[megatheorem]

I don't think that's how this works. This is a semi-public venue, you know. Everyone saw.

[terriblepurpose]

But only my House and our allies, who are your allies.

Do you want to learn other memes? Then you can use them for yourself. There's one called the Philosophy Raptor you might like.

[mehanizovati]

If I am part of this House of yours I would like to vote we reward Paul for this actually.

[megatheorem]

Viktor, would you like to be a member of the Sixth? In ten minutes you're welcome to raise any opposing points.

[mehanizovati]

That is more opposing points than I would have been allowed with the council, I'll take it.

And Paul out there, you did excellent work. I will send you some vdolky in thanks. Consider it a gift from the bunker.

[hauntedsavior]

Paultholomew Atreideez Nuts my MAN.
I cannot FUCKING believe you just got him with this. Holy SHIT.

[terriblepurpose]

Please, Anna. Have some respect. This is a difficult moment for Palamedes.

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I cannot believe that this was the first time I got him, this is historic! Take one of those inside Omni pictures!

[hauntedsavior]

Of course, of course. A moment of silence for Palamedes' ego in these trying times.

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I have taken three screenshots and made sure they all have precise timestamps on them.

[terriblepurpose]

I will have you know that Palamedes is not a man consumed by ego, but one precisely aware of his own capability and unashamed of acknowledging his competence.

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You are one of the greatest heroes of our time, and I am in your debt.